SAINT JOSEPH CHURCH
Vigil of Sunday
05:30 pm JULIA, MICHAEL and MARY CLARKE
by the Clarke Trust
20th Sunday in Ordinary Time
11:30 am In honor of OUR LADY OF KNOCK
by the LAOH
St. John Eudes, priest (OptMem)
08:00 am JOSEPH SALVATORE
by Marilyn Stefanski
St. Bernard, abbot, doctor (OblMem)
08:00 am JEAN STATUTIS MAJIKAS
by Henry and Eileen Wayne
St. Pius X, pope (OblMem)
08:00 am JOHN RICE Jr.
The Queenship of the Blessed Virgin Mary (OblMem)
07:00 pm WILLIAM LABIE
by his wife, Edna, and family
St. Rose of Lima, virgin (OptMem)
08:00 am IDA BELFIORE ZANGARI
by Antoinette Dangelo Osborne
St. Bartholomew, apostle (Fst)
08:00 am ROBERT J. SMITH
by John and Barbara Petrousky
Vigil of Sunday
05:30 pm TOMMY BALSAVAGE
by John and Joanie Smolock and girls
21st Sunday in Ordinary Time
10:00 am WILLIAM [Billy] QUINN
by Alfred and Anne Zielinski
11:30 am Gods blessings: BISHOP WILLIAM J. WALTERSHEID
by Jim and Eva Gontis
SAINT VINCENT dePAUL CHURCH
Vigil of Sunday
04:00 pm ALBERT GILLIS
by M/M John Gillis
20th Sunday in Ordinary Time
08:30 am CLARISSA DeCARLO
by the James Connell family
Vigil of Sunday
04:00 pm WILLIAM PUCETAS
by his wife, Muriel, and son, William
21st Sunday in Ordinary Time
08:30 am Deceased: DeMARKIS and ZAGAR FAMILIES
by Lou DeMarkis Jr.
10 / 11 AUGUST
Saint Vincent dePaul Parish:
there will be no regularly scheduled Confessions.
Stay in the State of Grace and make a good Act of Contrition.
If you want to go to Confession, check with Fr. Brennan before or after Mass.
Father has agreed to take all of the Masses up to and including 24 August.
we have not scheduled Exposition of the Blessed Sacrament.
Why not just pay an informal visit to the Lord in the tabernacle this week?
REST YOUR WEARY BONES
JOSEPH HIGGINS Jr
May the Heavenly Father, in Whom Mike and
Amanda place their trust, give them strength in the years to
come and, in the end, may He receive them to Himself.
|WILLIAM W. SCRANTON, Congressman from Pennsylvania (1961-63), Governor of Pennsylvania (1963-67) and US Ambassador to the United Nations (1976-77) died at the age of 96. A memorial service was held for him this past week at Covenant Presbyterian Church, Scranton PA. He had discussed funeral arrangements with his pastor. One of his requests was that, when it came time for the Lords Prayer to be recited, the phrase Thy Kingdom come would be changed to Thy democracies come. (Im not making this up! I read it in the newspaper.) Please understand: I have nothing whatsoever against the late Governor Scranton. In fact, I always liked him and admired him. I think he was a decent man and an honest politician, but, I must say, he left an awful lot to be desired as a theologian! Apparently, the Governor thinks that God is the Chief Executive Officer of a democracy! This implies that God is elected by His creatures and that He needs a legislature of some sort to channel laws to Him for His signature and that the legislature can override Him in case He vetoes one of their proposals and that there is a Supreme Court of sorts that can rule on whether or not Gods decisions conform to some sort of Celestial Constitution. I guess it also means that, if God doesnt behave, He can be impeached and removed from office. (Come to think of it, this concept of God is Liberal Protestantism taken to its logical conclusion.) All I can say to that is this: Good grief, dear Governor! Are you serious? Well, I presume you have changed your mind, now that you have shuffled off this mortal coil and had an encounter with the King! I wish you the best in the next life. And, by the way: LONG LIVE CHRIST THE KING! (I would choke if I tried to say Long live Christ the President!)|
THIS IS A PRINT-OUT OF A WEB
COUPON GOOD FOR A FIFTY-DOLLAR DISCOUNT ON AN ABORTION
BUT IT IS GOOD ON SUNDAYS ONLY!!
I realize that, as a serious Catholic Christian, I have an obligation to moderate my anger and to curb my contempt!
I have an obligation not to say bad words and what is more difficult not even to think bad words towards my fellow human beings.
I have an obligation to give people the benefit of the doubt to presume, for example, that some people just dont realize that abortion is wicked. (As time goes by, I find it more and more difficult to make that presumption.)
But I am as certain in my conscience as I can possibly be that anger, contempt and outrage are entirely appropriate emotions when coming across a Sunday-discount coupon for an abortion!
When we encounter something outrageously evil, we are supposed to ask ourselves What would Jesus do? So, whats the answer to this hypothetical question? What would Jesus do if He were walking down the street and came across a clinic that performed abortions? And, just to rub salt in the wounds, what if the proprietor of the clinic were to offer as an incentive a $50.00 discount on Sundays to anyone who wanted to kill an unborn child?
I am quite certain we would not see Jesus meek and mild. I am quite certain we would see the Jesus who cursed the fig tree, the Jesus Who made a whip out of cords in order to expel the scoundrels who were profaning His Fathers Temple, the Jesus Who ordered the demons to come out of him!, the Jesus Who commanded the storm at sea to muzzle yourself, the Jesus on Whose thigh are inscribed the words, KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.
I am quite certain that Jesus, walking down the street and passing an abortion clinic, would, at the very least, place a curse upon it.
We are all at danger of losing our sense of moral outrage in the face of widespread, legalized, taxpayer-funded abortion. I think, unfortunately, that most of us have already lost our sense of moral outrage. I beg God to see to it that I never lose mine and that you never lose yours.
Keep ever in mind: Abortion is an unspeakable evil. Persons who perform abortions are unspeakably wicked persons. Politicians who promote abortion are, likewise, unspeakably wicked persons. But what about persons who put pro-abortion politicians into office? Im referring to persons who knowingly and deliberately vote for the pro-abortion candidate when they have the option to vote for the pro-life candidate. Yes, we must dare to say it: Unless he is profoundly stupid or misinformed, then the pro-abortion voter is also a wicked person! No one who performs, promotes or supports abortion will ever see God face to face unless, of course, he repents before he dies and is restored to Gods friendship. That is the Gods honest truth and it must be said!
That is the title of this interesting Marian
icon. In case the word exterminatrix is unfamiliar
to you, please note that it is simply the feminine form of exterminator.
(To see this icon in color, go to the parish website and click
on the link for this weekends bulletin.)
we seek refuge,
Holy Mother of God;
despise not our petitions
in our necessities,
but from all dangers
deliver us always,
O Virgin Glorious and Blessed.
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SOME PARISHIONERS ARE CURIOUS as to how it came to be that St. Joseph Church, Girardville,
was chosen to be the venue for the regional Confirmation that
is scheduled for 26 November 2013. I shall be happy to tell
you how that happened. Let me give you two versions of what
happened. One of them is true. The other one is interesting.
Choose the one you like.
Everyone agrees that the following is true.
On Monday, 05 August, Frs. Bambrick, Connolly and Finlan met in St. Mauritius Rectory, Ashland, and sat at the dining-room table for a light collation. Among other things, we discussed the venue for Confirmation. Fr. Finlan thought it best to withdraw Frackville from consideration, because of the limited seating capacities of his three churches. This narrowed it down to Ashland and Girardville. But what happened next? Thats where the two stories diverge!
Frs. Bambrick and Connolly being unable to come to agreement, the tension started to build. In order to prevent fisticuffs, Fr. Finlan wisely suggested prayer. All three priests then knelt down at the dining-room table. Fr. Connolly chanted the Come Holy Ghost in Greek, after which Fr. Bambrick chanted it in Latin, after which Fr. Finlan chanted it in Lithuanian. The chanting having ceased, there was deep silence. The silence was followed by a rushing wind. And then a pure white dove descended from God knows where and sat on Fr. Connollys head. This was the sign all three of us were looking for and, so, it was clear to one and all that God wants the 2013 Confirmation to be in Girardville.
Fr. Connolly, having emptied the coffee pot and needing to go to the bathroom, said to Fr. Bambrick: Hey, how about if we toss a coin? Fr. Bambrick immediately took a quarter out of his pocket and handed it to Fr. Finlan. Fr. Finlan flipped it and said, Call it! Fr. Bambrick said, Heads! Fr. Finlan uncovered the coin and it was Tails. That settled it! God apparently wants the 2013 Confirmation to be in Girardville.
The following is also certified as true.
The decision having been made that Girardville was it, Fr. Connolly needed to decide whether the Confirmation should be in St. Vincent dePaul Church or St. Joseph Church. One reason in favor of choosing StVdP was that the last Confirmation in StVdP was in 2004, whereas the last one in StJos was in 2010. So, one could argue that it was StVdPs turn. I really thought about it and decided that it would be better to have it in St. Joseph Church, so that we would not run the risk of overcrowding.
Always remember: In any given parish, everybody and his grandmother has an opinion on just about anything you can think of, but the final decision is up to the pastor and he does the best he can. So, dont complain! Or, if you do complain, please do so under your breath.
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This is a full-time, 12-month position.
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|THE FLOWER ARRANGEMENT in front of the statue of the Blessed Mother in St. Vincent dePaul Church was placed there for the Solemnity of the Assumption in loving memory of Blase J. Draugelis by his family.|
TRIDENTINE MASS (Extraordinary Form) next Sunday (25 Aug) in St.
As is usual on the last Sunday of the month, when we have a Tridentine Mass, there will be a regular Mass (Ordinary Form) at 10:00 am in St. Joseph Chapel.
|THE ANNUAL DIOCESAN ANNIVERSARY MASS CELEBRATION will be held on Sunday, 22 September 2013 at the Cathedral of St. Catharine of Siena, 1875 West Turner St., Allentown, PA 18104. Bishop John Barres will begin the celebration at 03:00 pm. We cordially invite couples celebrating five, twenty-five, forty, fifty, sixty or sixty plus years of marriage to this special event. Please register online at http://www.allentowndiocese.org/anniversarymass or refer to the A.D. Times for a registration form or request a form through email at MFLF@allentowndiocese.org. The form must be completed and returned to the Office of Marriage & Family Life Formation, Attn: Anniversary Mass, 900 S. Woodward Street, Allentown, Pa. 18103. The deadline for registration is 06 September 2013.|
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WHEN YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN NEED OF
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
Atheism is a non-prophet religion.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said, If I told you, that would defeat the purpose!
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf child signs naughty words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas-station bathrooms?
Are they afraid that someone will break in and clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or is he naked?
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a person who is mute,
do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto at the same meal, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail but, instead, you succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
If its legal to shoot deer during deer season,
why isnt it legal to shoot tourists during tourist season?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an Oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Why do some restaurants have signs, Guide dogs permitted?
The dogs can't read and their owners are blind!