MASS SCHEDULE: 15 -22 APRIL
SAINT JOSEPH CHURCH

Saturday, 14 April
Vigil of Divine Mercy Sunday
4:30 p.m. - LILLIAN CAPPETTA KEVY
by her daughters, Phyllis and Roni

Sunday, 15 April
2nd Sunday of Easter: The Feast of the Divine Mercy
7:45 a.m. - God's Blessings on EILEEN GEORGE
by Sandy
10:45 a.m. - RALPH OWENS
(40th anniversary)
by his daughter, Kitty Owens DiCello

Monday, 16 April
Easter Weekday
12:05 p.m. - SPECIAL INTENTION
(through the intercession of St. Francis Xavier)
by the Weidner family

Tuesday, 17 April
Easter Weekday
12:05 p.m. - SPECIAL INTENTION
(through the intercession of St. Francis Xavier)
by the Weidner family
7:00 p.m. - CESARE and RAFFAELA BONADIO
by their daughter, Mary

Wednesday, 18 April
Easter Weekday
12:05 p.m. - SPECIAL INTENTION
(through the intercession of St. Francis Xavier)
by the Weidner family

Thursday, 19 April
Easter Weekday
12:05 p.m. - RACHEL ANN SNINSKI
by her family
7:00 p.m. - LOUIS J. CESCON
by his brother, Joseph, and family

Friday, 20 April
Easter Weekday
12:05 p.m. - OLGA SINKOVICH SEADOR
by Mary Harman Luppino

Saturday, 21 April
St. Anselm, bishop, doctor (OblMem)
8:00 a.m. - SPECIAL INTENTION
(through the intercession of St. Francis Xavier)
by the Weidner family
Vigil of Sunday
4:30 p.m. - ANTHONY J. LUPPINO
(54th anniversary of wedding)
by his wife, Mary, and family

Sunday, 22 April
3rd Sunday of Easter
7:45 a.m. - KENNETH and CAROLINE TRAUGER
by Frank and Cheryl Messina
10:45 a.m. - JOSEPH A. PALKO
by his wife, Carmella, and his daughter, Joanne




 

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 LAST WEEKEND'S COLLECTION TOTALS:
14 April / 15 APRIL

Saint Joseph Parish
$1,317.00
from the envelopes and $453.00 from the plate. Thank you.
When one deducts from the sum of these two figures, $1,770.00 the parish's weekly financial obligation to the Diocese, i.e. assessments, $358.85 plus the weekly premiums for property and liability insurance, $149.20, the sum of which is $508.05, plus its weekly obligation to All Saints School, $987.21, the sum total of which is $1,495.26, one sees that $274.74 of this collection is available for operating the parish.

Saint Francis deSales Parish
$142.00
from the envelopes and $48.35 from the plate. Thank you.
When one deducts from the sum of these two figures, $190.35 the parish's weekly financial obligation to the Diocese, i.e. assessments, $55.15 plus the weekly premiums for property and liability insurance, $56.72, the sum of which is $253.25, plus its weekly obligation to All Saints School, $197.44, the sum total of which is $309.31, one sees that ($118.96) of this collection is available for operating the parish. This is a deficit!

 

RECENT OUTCOMES OF CALENDAR OF EVENTS
Sat       07 April

#204
Nobody won $100.00
Sun      08 April

#491
Wes B won $500.00
Mon    09 April

#633
Nobody won $50.00
Tues     10 April

#490
Richard K won $50.00
Wed     11 April

#221
Nobody won $50.00
Thurs   12 April

#172
Vera M won $50.00
Fri       13 April

#044
Nobody won $50.00
                                                                             

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 CONFESSION SCHEDULE THIS WEEK

Tuesday, 17 April
6:00 to 7:00 p.m.
at St. Joseph's

Thursday, 19 April
6:00 to 7:00 p.m.
at St. Joseph's

Friday, 20 April
3:30 to 4:30 p.m.
at St. Francis deSales'

THE SANCTUARY LAMP at St. Joseph Church is offered, during the week of 15 - 21 April, in loving memory of Jane Bower Sciarrone, at the request of her husband, Joseph, and family.

THE LOURDES GROTTO CANDLE is offered, during the week of 15 - 21 April, in loving memory of Lillian Cappetta Kevy, at the request of her daughters, Phyllis and Roni.

NOTE
The Tuesday morning (17 Apr) Bible Study will be held on Thursday morning (19 Apr) because of a funeral on Tuesday.


The following joke is extremely dumb and juvenile. The pastor must be desperate for material!
A DUCK and A SKUNK went to church. What did they put into the collection basket?
The duck put in a bill and the skunk put in a scent.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

16 April
Danielle Carl Brigade
James T. Evans
Philip J. Griffin

17 April
Thomas M. Guastavino

18 April
Richard C. Cooper

19 April
Gifford J. Kline
Victoria Q. Kline

20 April
Ian R. Getzey
Jean Albo Lang
Teresa Mercuri Keck

21 April
Emidio A. Piccioni
Susanne V. Wilson

22 April
Angela DiCello Boulton
Elizabeth Mistishen Carestia
Amanda M. Mohan
Louis C. Tassone Jr.

BELATED BIRTHDAYS
Doggone it! We did it again. We missed two more birthdays.
I may as well tell you the truth: These recent omissions have not been the fault of the secretary. They have been the fault of yours truly (EBC). However, I would like to make a feeble excuse. It all has to do with an error in transferring data from one computer to another. The secretaries and I work from two different computers. I keep the master census (which includes the BD data) up to date on my computer. However, I find that I have been making an error lately when I transfer the data from my computer to the office computer. Apparently, it's not transferring! I have to find out what I'm doing wrong. I shall make sure I correct this error.
Meanwhile, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYS to
Mary Elizabeth Troilo Acker (9 April) and to
Keegan Michael Dubé (2 April).
Keegan just turned one. Gee whiz, I hope this omission of his first birthday will not cause any deep psychological trauma.

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FAMILIES ARE NEEDED to care for children of all ages who are in foster care. An Information Meeting to review the rewards and responsibilities of foster parenting will be held on Tuesday, 24 April 2007 at the Schuylkill / Carbon Office of Catholic Charities, 1720 W. Market Street, Pottsville at 6:00 PM. Please call Dolores at 570-628-0466, ext. 305 or e-mail dnovack@allentowndiocese.org.

WE ACKNOWLEDGE WITH GRATITUDE the receipt of contributions to the StJosPar Memorial Fund as follows:
In memory of
Ryan A. Walters
Dorothy A. Natale
Robert and Brenda Cooper

 THANK YOU, JOHN CHIODO!

We are grateful to you once again for making the palm crosses for the people to take on Palm Sunday. Thanks also for the one you made especially for the priest.
We know you have told us that your eyes are not as sharp and your fingers not as nimble as they used to be.
However, I haven't heard any complaints about the finished product.
We hope you will continue this tradition for as long as possible!

NEWS FLASH: Exclusive to the StJosPar / StFdSPar bulletin
In view of recent developments, the U.S. Congress has passed a bill that would prohibit Santa Claus from saying "HO-HO-HO"!
If the jolly elf wishes to manifest his jolliness, he must substitute some other set of syllables.
A companion bill to re-name a certain garden implement will be voted on next week.

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SIX SIMPLE STRATEGIES
FOR ACHIEVING MISERY

by Sol Herzig, Ph.D.

The sobering fact is that serenity and joy are natural states for us all. Fear not. Practiced regularly, these strategies vastly improve our odds of attaining despair.
Many people innocently believe that all they have to do is sit back, coast through life, and misery will come to them. Nothing could be further from the truth! The sobering fact is that serenity and joy are natural states for us all. Just observe a child at play, yourself on a favorite vacation, or anyone absorbed in creative activity. As our minds clear of clutter and negative thinking, a profound sense of peace and contentment often emerges. Does this mean there's no hope? Absolutely not! The strategies outlined below, practiced regularly, vastly improve our odds of achieving misery.
1. CLING TO ENTITLEMENT
You are perfectly entitled to feelings of entitlement. It is your birthright to expect unfailing attention, loyalty, respect, and subservience from others. Contemplate the inherent, self-evident unfairness of anyone having something you want. Strive to see compromise, accommodation, patience, and responsibility, as somehow relevant only to "the other guy." In general, be aware that life owes you and that you were put on this planet to collect.
2. IT'S ALL PERSONAL
Malicious intent is always present if you just look carefully enough. This is particularly true regarding family members. Suppose your spouse overlooks one of your preferences. Seize the opportunity to view this as conclusive proof that you don't really matter to them and probably never have. If your children dawdle at bedtime, see them as viciously spiteful and yourself as a sorry excuse for a parent. It's really very simple. Ignore nothing, and always assume evil intent.

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Remember, if you don't take things personally no one will do it for you.
3. FOCUS ON PROBLEMS
There is really very little sense in having problems if you don't focus on them. It's crucial therefore to keep careful track of all your problems and constantly review them. Nurture the attitude that you can't really move on to anything unless everything is resolved first. Remember also that there is no solution without a problem, if you look closely enough. Always resist the temptation to ponder where problems go when you don't think about them.
4. MAGNIFY
Too often people cheat themselves out of misery by maintaining perspective. This is both needless as well as extremely counter productive. Why would anyone ever want to think of themselves as "just human" when "fatally flawed" and "irredeemably warped" are available? Similarly, when recalling past mistakes, why stop at instructive regret when paralyzing guilt is within reach? Sure it requires a bit of effort, but the payoff can be enormous. Just imagine the benefits of eventually believing that your negative thinking actually reflects reality.
5. EXPECT CATASTROPHE
It is critical to remember that really terrible things can occur at any moment. Let's start with the body. Begin by paying close attention to changes in bodily sensation, no matter how trivial. Next, let your imagination run wild. Anything involving flesh-eating bacteria or intestinal parasites will

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usually do the trick. People sometimes protest that their bodies feel perfectly fine. Not to worry! Think "Silent Killers." Feeling perfectly fine places you squarely at risk for these. Of course, there is no reason to stop at personal health issues. The range of potential catastrophe is vast. For example, there are suitcase bombs, encroaching asteroids, global recession, pandemics, the prospect of Hillary Clinton as President of the USA, killer bees, and so on. Simply use your imagination to craft a realistic sense of impending doom. Savor the pride you'll feel on your death bed knowing that nothing ever caught you by surprise.
6. JUST SAY "NO THANKS" TO GRATITUDE
Gratitude is to misery what Kryptonite is to Superman. All the hard work you've invested in misery will go down the drain if you start fiddling around with gratitude. A zero tolerance policy is very much in order. This is very challenging, however, as life runs rampant with opportunities for gratefulness. Begin, therefore, by thoroughly discounting all the good in your life as a "given." Next, focus your mind on the many ways in which life continues to disappoint you. At an advanced level, you can even learn to see the bad in the good. For instance, should you get a big raise you could immediately focus on the tax implications. Eliminate gratitude from your life and misery will be right around the corner.
A final word. The beauty of misery is that the more you share it with others, the more you wind up having. So share generously. After all, misery loves company.

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CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK
In the 12 April edition of The Republican, on page 20, I saw a listing of recent BIRTHS in the Pottsville Hospital.
I scanned the list to see if there were any names I might recognize. I counted a total of twenty babies listed as born between 28 Feb and 6 April. After scanning the names, I decided to count how many of these children were born to married couples as opposed to how many were born to unmarried couples.
Believe it or not - and you are free to double-check my count - five of the twenty were born to married couples and fifteen were born out of wedlock. That's 25% within wedlock and 75% out of wedlock.
I think this is amazing!
In a certain way, I hesitate to bring this up because (a) I am very much pro-baby and (b) I don't want anyone to think that I am suggesting that abortion or artificial contraception would in any way be preferable to openness to conception and childbirth. God knows, abortion is homicide and artificial contraception stinks to high heaven.
However, if two persons who are not married to one another absolutely insist on having intercourse with one another and if nothing I or anyone else can say is going to prevent them, then I say to them: For God's sake, if a pregnancy results, let the child live. Bring him or her to term! If you need financial help in order to do this, ask for it. It will be given. But, whatever you do, don't have an abortion! For God's sake, don't have an abortion!
And please - if you insist on having sex outside of marriage - please don't make your situation worse by using artificial contraception, whether it be condoms or "the pill" or "the patch" or any kind of chemical contraceptive!
Having said all that, I want to say the obvious, which is obviously not as obvious as it obviously used to be. Are you ready? Here goes:
Contrary to anything you may have heard from anyone else, God does not want unmarried people to have sexual intercourse with one another. In fact, God forbids unmarried people to have sexual intercourse.
Having sexual intercourse outside of the marriage state is a very great sin.
If you have committed this sin, repent, go to Confession and resolve, with God's help, to stay away from this sin in the future.

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THANK YOU, SENATOR CASEY!
[We are referring, of course, to Senator Bob Casey (D-PA)]
You had the courage to buck the leadership of your party in order to vote your correctly formed conscience on the matter of allocating money for expansion of stem-cell research.
Even though you came out on the losing side (63 to 34), you may be certain that you will come out on the winning side.
Now, would you do us another good deed?
Would you please take my congressman,
Tim Holden (D-PA), out for lunch and explain the matter to him?
I'll pay for the lunch if you send me the check!
Tim has let us down big time on this issue. Tell him that he votes to sustain President Bush's veto, we'll forgive him his momentary lapse!
Oh, by the way, the Pottsville Republican ran an editorial on 12 April in which they called your vote "flawed".
One of the main things in Pottsville that is flawed is the Pottsville Republican. They have fallen upon evil days. They used to be a newspaper that we could be proud of. Now they have come under the ownership of that Times-Shamrock cartel.
Please don't dance to their pathetic tune, Senator!

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NICHOLAS M. DeSTEFANO,
a member of St. Joseph Parish, died today, Saturday, 14 April - the final day of the Divine Mercy novena.
Born on 30 September 1920, he was 86 years of age.
Nicholas is one of the six children of the late Nicholas and Antoinette (DiPauli) DeStefano.
Nick was baptized in St. Barbara Church, Minersville, on 31 October 1920.
On 16 September 1951, Nick married Angelina Maccarone in St. Joseph Church, in the presence of Fr. Peter J. Cruise.
Nick and Angie were married for more than 55 years. We give thanks to God for their steadfastness and for their devotion to one another throughout the years.
Two of Nicholas's brothers are deceased: Anthony DeStefano and Cammy DeStefano.
Nick is survived by his wife, Angelina, and by three of his siblings: Joseph DeStefano; Michael DeStefano; Edith DeStefano Belecanech.
The Mass of Christian Burial will be celebrated in St. Joseph Church on Tuesday, 17 April, at 10:00 a.m.
There will be a viewing at the Robert J. Evans Jr. Funeral Home in Port Carbon on Tuesday, from 8:00 to 9:30 a.m. There will not be a viewing on Monday evening.
The interment will take place in the parish cemetery.
We entrust Nicholas to our heavenly Father. May the Divine Mercy envelop him and may he rest peacefully in the Heart of Jesus.
Eternal rest grant unto Nicholas, O Lord, and let the perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.

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KATHLEEN KENNEDY TOWNSEND is the eldest child of Ethel (Skakel) Kennedy and the late, great Robert F. Kennedy. Other than the fame that accrues to her from being a member of the best known family in the USA, Kathleen's principal claim to our attention is that she served two terms as Lieutenant Governor of Maryland. She ran for Governor of that state in 2002, but lost. Since then, she has been involved in non-government work.
I saw her this past week on TV being interviewed by Greta Van Susteren. The interview - quite brief, Greta didn't give Kathleen much time, which was a mercy - revolved around Kathleen's recent book entitled
Failing America's Faithful: How Today's Churches are Mixing God with Politics and Losing Their Way.
Kathleen wishes that the Catholic Church would cease being so involved in the politics of abortion and stem cells and homosexuality and would get more involved in peace-and-justice and immigration and health care and the environment, etc., etc.
All we are saying is give peace a chance or something like that.
Kathleen identifies herself as a Catholic, but she explicitly endorses abortion, homosexual rights, ordination of women and, needless to say, artificial contraception.
I don't want to rain on Kathleen Kennedy Townsend's parade, but I would like to inform her - delicately, respectfully, but unambiguously - that her public opposition to the teachings of the Catholic Church makes her a former Catholic. I encourage her and others like her to formalize their status and apply for membership in the Episcopal Church.
Meanwhile, I ask her - in the Name of God - not to come forward to receive Holy Communion in St. Joseph Church or in St. Francis deSales Church. I don't, of course, mean to imply that Kathleen has been frequenting either church. However, I think it is good to anticipate all eventualities. One never knows when Kathleen Kennedy Townsend might take it into her head to visit Pottsville, perhaps to peddle her new book.

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HONOR ROLL
Angela M. Cairns / 12th grade / PAHS / 1st Honors
Vincent J. Baiocco Jr. / 8th grade / All Saints / 2nd Honors
Cody A. Blankenhorn / 8th grade / All Saints / 2nd Honors
Dominic J. Chiplonia / 7th grade / All Saints / 1st Honors
Ian R. Getzey / 7th grade / All Saints / 2nd Honors
Albert J. Yackenchick Jr. / 7th grade / All Saints / 1st Honors
Travis A. Blankenhorn / 6th grade / All Saints / 2nd Honors
Alexander Koinski / 6th grade / All Saints / 1st Honors

THE DIVINE MERCY NOVENA
concludes at
Saint Joseph Church

#9 - Easter Saturday, 14 April, at 8:00 p.m.

FEAST OF DIVINE MERCY
Sunday, 15 April
3:00 p.m. - Exposition of Blessed Sacrament,
Praying of Divine Mercy Chaplet
Exposition continues, with intermittent public praying of chaplet and associated prayers
7:00 p.m. - Praying of chaplet, sermon, procession, Benediction of Blessed Sacrament

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 MASS SCHEDULE:15 -22 APRIL
SAINT FRANCIS deSALES CHURCH

Saturday, 14 April
Vigil of 2nd Sunday of Easter: Feast of the Divine Mercy
6:00 p.m. - FRANCES MAZZUCA GARDNER
by her mother, Julia

Sunday, 15 April
2nd Sunday of Easter: Feast of the Divine Mercy
9:15 a.m. - PASQUAL F. CHILLEMI (month's mind)
by his family
12:15 p.m. - ARTHUR B. WHITNEY
by Michael and Catherine Whitney

Monday, 16 April
Easter Weekday
10:00 a.m. - God's Blessings on
SISTER MARY RAYMOND OP
by her sister, Carolyn

Wednesday, 18 April
Easter Weekday
10:00 a.m. - CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
by Shirley Losch Recla

Friday, 20 April
Easter Weekday
10:00 a.m. - ELANORE FOLINO TEGANO
by her husband, Jack

Saturday, 21 April
Vigil of Sunday
6:00 p.m. - PARISHIONERS: StJosPar / StFdSPar
by EBC

Sunday, 22 April
3rd Sunday of Easter
9:15 a.m. - GILDA APPOLLONI MADEIRA
by Joseph T. Cescon and family
12:15 p.m. - WILLIAM E. BRENNAN
by his sister, Anne, and his brother, Vincent

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